Twilight Suger!

And Bella’s like, “I should have boned Jacob - he’d show me doggy style!”
And Edward’s all, “Well maybe you should if you want fleas!”
And Bella goes, “What does that even mean?”
And Edwards like, “Tchuh. Don’t you know the old parable?”
Bella: Eh?
Edward: *EYE ROLL* Who lies down with dogs…
Bella’s like, “Ih?”
Edward’s with the “…comes up with fleas. My lands, don’t they teach you anything in those abominable schools, child?”